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Sacred Squirter by Yoni Palace Review

Happy Thursday!

The moment you’ve all been waiting for, or not but I have, is finally The Sacred Squirter by Yoni Palace review. I briefly talked about the unboxing of the toy and how I came to find it back in May.


– I found this toy browsing on Instagram

– The founder of Yoni Palace is HOT, (Rosie Rees)

– The name of the toy sold me

– This product came from Australia


Yoni Pleasure Palace is a luxurious online retailer of pleasure wands, yoni eggs, waterproof sex blankets and feminine wellness products.

Their mission is to help women strengthen their pelvic floors in order to “inspire women to slow down (and squirt!).”


The Sacred Squirter is a tongue shaped glass dildo. It’s curves and bumps are designed to help vagina owners hit their G-spot. The dildo is hand blown and made with borosilicate glass. Think beakers, flasks and other glass materials used in a laboratory. This means that it is temperature responsive in which the toy will not shatter under extreme heat or extreme cold aka perfect for TEMPERATURE PLAY.

First Impression:

Opening the package to my Sacred Squirter, I immediately felt like my chakras were jumping with excitement. It felt and looked sacred.

Once I got over how beautiful it was and started to think about using it, I was a little intimidated by the glass, the shape, and the ridges. Before the Sacred Squirter, I had never used a glass dildo before. If anything, I was just getting comfortable playing with my dildos. But if I learned anything from my dildo experience, it’s all about quality that makes a toy worth it which is what I felt immediately when I held it in my hands. I had bought the Sacred Squirter for $94 at the time which now has dropped to $69! Still pricey but quality is expected with that price.

The shape didn’t scare me so much more than turn me on. If you can use your imagination and picture your partner or someone you think is hot with that tongue, urgh you’d melt! I don’t know about you but I would be very eager to find out what that mouth can do.

As for the ridges, I was a little skeptical. I’ve had toys where it came with different texture heads and never found them useful or pleasurable.


After a month of having it, I decided to finally give it a try. I knew when I was ready to try the toy, I wanted to be intentional with it. That meant doing it when I was in an exploring type of mood. I think when it comes to squirting there are two things that are a must to achieve it. One, your mind and how relaxed it is. If your mind is on what class you’re going to take on classpass the next day, you’ll never get there. Second, is giving yourself permission to let go. That means losing control and having 0 expectations of what is to come (pun intended). Be open to squirting and be open to failing. Just tell yourself whatever happens it’s going to be okay.

DUN DUN DUNN (I tried it!)

Okay, it’s time. I’m horny. I’m in an exploring type of mood. I’m alone in the apartment. The moment is perfect.

I get everything I need to prepare for this moment. I have my Sacred Squirter, I have my Satisfyer pro (just incase I need assistance), a towel, laptop, and LUBE!

First, I put on porn I like. Then I used my hands to start to teasing myself. I caress my thighs, my stomach, my boobs, and then lightly around my pussy. As soon as I started to feel myself getting wet, I grabbed my Sacred Squirter and started rubbing it against my pussy. Up and down, side to side. Already, I’m feeling a sensation that I’ve never felt before. I’ve used vibrators and dildos to rub my pussy with in the past but this felt different. It was a combination of how heavy the glass was, the ridges and the temperature of the glass. It slid around my pussy effortlessly.

URGH! If that’s how it felt outside of my pussy I couldn’t wait to feel it inside. When I first put it in, the feeling was almost too intense and it was probably because my G-spot was gorging from just the rubbing.

I had to slow it down. I found that taking my time with it was more pleasurable than jamming it in as I would normally do with a dildo. The ridges and the shape of the dildo was hitting the spot perfectly. It was surprisingly very comfortable as most G-spot toys aren’t for me.

Every second of the experience was exhilarating. One of my favorite parts of the toy is that there is an indent in the middle of the tongue where you can see your squirt piling.

Let’s be real, not all of us is a “squirter” where we pee out a fountain. Some of us are gushers where your cum squeeze out like the candy fruit gushers. However you end up cuming, I’m sure you will be able to see your results on the toy. And if you’re anything like me you like to see your hard work.

Did I squirt?

I’ve never been a squirter. All of the guys that I’ve been with have always said something similar whenever I came which was ” a liquid poured out/gushed out.” So I wasn’t surprised when I didn’t get my pornstar squirt moment. But I am not going to let that bring me down. I will try and try until I get it which is not the worst thing to keep on attempting.

How to use it?

There is no right or wrong way to use this toy. I’ve used this toy alone and with my partner. There is no experience that is better than the other in my opinion. I both love to masturbate alone and with my partner.

I do bring this out on more sensual moments as I do not want to drop this toy because crazy can get too crazy sometimes.

Is this for you?

If you are curious about squirting, this toy is for you. I feel that everything about the structure of this glass dildo helps you in achieving that. Also, if you don’t own a glass toy , I suggest that you give it a try. You’ll be surprised with the different sensations you feel versus what you feel from any other toy.

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Glass Toy alternatives

While there are plenty of glass toy alternatives it is important that you do your own research on them. You want to make sure that you are getting your toys from a trusted company and that they are using body safe materials. So be careful when choosing toys that are “cheap.”

I hope this review was helpful! I really enjoyed and still am enjoying this toy till this day. Man, I might have to use it after I get off here. I’m all hot and bothered from my own review! 😂

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New Toy Alert: The Sacred Squirter

The Sacred Squirter by Yoni Pleasure Palace

The Sacred Squirter! It came all the way from Australia and it’s finally here! I first saw this on Instagram after following Rosie Rees, the founder of Yoni Pleasure Palace. I started following her because of her sexy energy and because I thought she was hot. No shame. This eventually led me to follow her business, Yoni Pleasure Palace.

I saw this toy on her Instagram and immediately fell in love with it. I loved that it looked like a tentacle and I loved the name of it even more, “The Sacred Squirter.” I figured if I was going to go on a Squirting adventure, this was going to help with that. I mean it has the word squirt in it, so it HAS to work right?!

The box included a brochure, a thank you card, and of course the Sacred Squirter with a cute little YONI pouch to store it in.

According to its website, it’s made out of the highest quality , hand blow, annealed, borosilicate glass. It’s also temperature responsive which means you can play with it cold or warm.

I love the color of it! It looks so sexy and luxurious. It’s even pretty enough to leave it on your bedside on display. But if you’re clumsy like me, I’d avoid high surfaces to prevent it from shattering.

I haven’t used a glass dildo before so this should be interesting.

I’ve never squirted although my partner says I have. Even if I did, it’s not how I want my squirting experience to be like. When I think of squirting, I think of a pipe burst with water going all over the place. I know not everyone is capable of squirting like that but, I am determined I can. Hopefully with the help of this toy I can achieve that dream.

Stay tuned for the actual review!

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Check out the full review of the Sacred Squirter by Yoni Palace.


Most sex toys are focused on one part of the body. There’s dildos for penetration, vibrators for your clit, cock rings for your cock, butt plugs for your butthole (although they are great to put in your pussy too!), etc. I’m not saying there’s no toys that do more than that because let’s not forget the famous rabbit vibrator. The vibrator with the cute little bunny ears and dildo for dual stimulation! I’m saying, there’s a new toy out there that does that but comes with 100x more pleasure! (drooling).

Introducing, The Enigma by Lelo

I was recommended by a trusted couple source of mine whom I cannot mention. You know who you are.

The smiles and glow the couple had on their face when they were telling me about this was a done deal.

I had to get it. There I was, a lucky Millennial with the answers to everything in the palm of her hands. It didn’t take long for my excitement to end when I first saw the price. The price was $189! I couldn’t believe it. My pockets started to burn. Ofcourse the very best toy is the most expensive toy. At the time, my most expensive toy was $50 and I loved it. But $189!!??? The things I can get with $189!! Then, I started to think about the glow and smiles. I needed that energy in my life. I pulled out my credit card and bought it. I’m a boujie girl and anything that screams BOUJIE, I want it.

I finally got it in the mail and it is just as sexy as it looks online. I got it in black.

I felt rich just holding it in my hand.

LELO calls it a “luxurious dual sonic massager designed to tittilate both the entire clitoris- the visible and the invisible parts- and G-spot” I just came typing that out because it does exactly that. What’s great about this is the sonic waves are strong enough to touch all of your clitoris and everything around it so that it doesn’t miss any parts capable of pleasure.

I wasn’t always a fan of inserting things in my pussy. I preferred REAL dick and a toy for my clit. It wasn’t until this toy where I was begging for something in me. The flexible hand on this toy is perfect for hitting the G-spot. For the longest, I didn’t think I could ever hit my G-spot and feel pleasure (while masturbating alone at least. ). When I tell you the arm is dripping when it comes out of me, it is dripping!!! DRIP DRIP!!!! The arm is the perfect size. You won’t be intimidated by it unlike other toys. I love the material! The silicone is so soft so it feels great on the skin. The material still looks brand new even after several uses.

The Enigma comes with 8 different pulses. Unlike many vibrators and clit massagers I own, all the pulses are all pleasurable. There are some vibrators out there with crazy pulses that I find hard for anyone find pleasure from. Do you like one those crazy pulses or are you like me who like the steady pulse? I like the highest vibration level but this toy is so strong I could only take so much. The Enigma is also waterproof and rechargeable! I believe all LELO toys have the same charger cord which makes that convenient.

I love using toys with my partner and I find this toy is easier to use when you’re in doggy style doing anal. I’ve tried it vaginally when both dick and the toy was in me and I found it a little uncomfortable but I had to try it! What’s great about this toy is that you have no idea where it is going to take you.

The name ENIGMA is perfect for this toy because even the most experienced toy users will be surprised with the pleasure they feel. This toy uses LELO’s patented SenSonic Technology so you know this is the real deal. I love this toy so much. I’m so glad I was thinking about myself when I purchased it. I had no idea that this was something that I needed in my life. I say try to save up for it if it’s a little much. It will be worth it!! Let me know if you end up getting it. I’d love to hear about your experience.

TIP: When you’re using the toy, try edging. It’s when you’re on the brink of cumming and you release the suction on your clit before you cum. Try using this with the enigma. You can either pull the clit pulse away or lower the level to the lowest. Enjoy 😉

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